Good morning and happy Friday, everyone!
I wanted to drop by your email apps and let you know that signed copies of my newest book THE BETTER TO EAT YOU WITH: COLLECTED LONG FICTION are now available at www.wesleysouthardhorror.com! The book is slated to be released on Amazon in paperback and Kindle e-book on October 22nd, but you can now purchase signed copies directly through my webstore a few weeks early, as well as most of my other currently in-print books.
And because you're awesome people and subscribers to my newsletter, use the code “teeth10” at checkout to receive 10% off the new book, as well as anything else in the store, for the remainder of the weekend.
This collection contains my previously published novellas CLOSING COSTS and the award-winning ONE FOR THE ROAD, as well as a brand new 42k word short novel THREESOME which is original and only available in this book. I’m incredibly proud of the work that went into getting this release put out into the world, and I hope you all enjoy reading it as much as I enjoyed writing it.
Webstore link: www.wesleysouthardhorror.com
Book description:
OH MY, WHAT BIG EYES YOU HAVE...
Realtor Hershel Merkley set out to do the impossible: to finally sell the estranged Whitecomb Mansion. Following the brutal murder of its previous owner, the lavish country estate has sat vacant for nine long years, and while many have tried to fill its walls with life, Hershel is determined to make his wealthy Russian clients the perfect fit. But as the Sokolov’s secrets begin to unravel, and the price of his morals comes into question, Hershel finds that their lascivious demands may be the very least of his worries. What they find in the basement is a much bigger problem…
AND WHAT BIG EARS YOU HAVE...
Only one more show and heavy metal guitarist Spencer Hesston can finally quit Rot in Hell. No more touring, no more fighting, and no more unwanted advances from the lead singer's girlfriend. But instead of waking up the next day in their Midwestern hometown, the band finds themselves dazed and confused in an abandoned settlement in the middle of the desert, with no idea of how they got there.
Things are done a little differently out here: the trees have perverse urges, the spiders have human fingers, and every time they step outside the town transforms into a new hellish nightmare.
In this town anything is possible, except making it out in one piece...
AND WHAT BIG TEETH YOU HAVE...
Brann Shadle is living his best life. He's got a steady job, a brand new home, and in just a few short months he gets to marry Christine, the woman of his dreams. Being the wild one of two, Christine suggests they throw away their inhibitions and have a threesome with her best friend before their nuptials. Brann is hesitant, but he eventually gets over his apprehension and goes all-in for a good time.
When the other woman disappears from their lives, she soon reemerges with news that's sure to tear their lives to pieces.
THE BETTER TO EAT YOU WITH is the new collection from horror author Wesley Southard, which includes the novella CLOSING COSTS and the award-winning ONE FOR THE ROAD, as well as the brand new short novel THREESOME, original to this compilation.